Get at me, dog.

Thanks to the wonders of technology, you can contact me right here, right now, via this cold, impersonal form to your left.

If you're worried I won't see your message (a fair concern) you can instead contact me directly via the cold, impersonal email client of your choice at:

tdiamond AT gmu DOT edu

Hopefully you're some kind of NSA agent skilled enough to crack that code.